“Apple and Microsoft may be in talks to expel Google as the iPhone’s default search engine, in favor of Bing, according to BusinessWeek. The Apple-Google battle for the mobile throne is getting heated.”

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This is kind of stupid. The best search engine is Google’s. Hands down. This is just a snobby move being made by Apple and Microsoft (Apple mostly) because of the Nexus One and other Android Handsets.

I for one, will go to the trouble (if it’s offered) to change my default search to Google.

Can you imagine if it’s not offered? That would be … wooooow!

There will be multi-touch gestures OS-wide. (Would make sense for that as the rumored OS for the iTablet is close if not the same as the iPhone)

“A few new ways” to run applications in the background — multitasking.

Many graphical and UI changes to make navigating through the OS easier and more efficient. We haven’t had this broken down, but we can only hope for improved notifications, a refreshed homescreen, etc.

The update will supposedly be available for only the iPhone 3G and 3GS, but will “put them ahead in the smartphone market because it will make them more like full-fledged computers” more than any other phone to date. Everyone is “really excited.”

The last piece of information is the most vague, but apparently there will be some brand new syncing ability for the contacts and calendar applications.

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I’m really excited about this. Apple needs a great OS to compete in this new generation of smart phones and this might be what we’ve been waiting for.

Awesome Japanese news story on the Tonight show happenings.

Thanks to @topherhopper and @Mike_E_Davidson.

The Best Used Car Salesmen to ever Exist!

Above are the two best car salesmen to ever exist. How can this be so, you may ask? Well, let me tell you!

Here’s what makes a good car salesman:

1. Be friendly and let the customer talk: This strategy gives the customer the impression that their needs are important to the salesman. We all know this is not true, but having a customer believe this makes them think, “Wow! This guy must really care!”

2. Always agree with the customer: You remember the phrase, “The Customer is always right”? Well, here’s where that’s applied. Nod, make eye-contact, and make crazy promises and you’re golden!

3. You have to know your product: In this case, the product is the American/Canadian people. The voters know this. Follow steps one & two, and you’re set.

4. Don’t accept refunds: All sales are final! Once the car is off the lot, or in this case, voted in, then there is no going back. A good car salesman will tell you this and since you signed a contract there is no going back. Fortunately, in the case of Obama, there’s 4 years from now where you can wake up! As for Layton, just don’t vote the guy in to begin with.

So, there you go! After reading that, you will notice how these two are basically con artists just like the rest of the politicians on this continent. The main difference between these two and the rest of the parties… Socialism. Scary word eh?

Make a stance and say NO to socialism!

via i.imgur.com
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Even I may actually watch this stupid pectacle of a show!

via i.imgur.com

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Even I may actually watch this stupid pectacle of a show!

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Seriously, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Well, it’s only Tuesday. If I had a twin brother, I’d love to try this!

“Google says it has postponed the launch of two Android based mobile phones in China following a dispute with the government over censorship.”

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Apparently Google is not censoring results in China anymore either. This is war.

With Conan apparently out, the network has offered Leno his old time slot back, along with the original name: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. That’s assuming Leno takes it back. One thing is certain: The simmering distaste for the longtime talk show host will now bubble over into bilious resentment and outright hostility, and the bad publicity is almost certain to bring new levels of booking headaches for the new, oldTonight Show. Here’s ten people you can be all but certain you’ll never see on the show again.

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Now, In case you don’t wanna actually read through the list, here it is:

1. Patton Oswalt

2. Norm MacDonald

3. Will Ferrell

4. Jim Gaffigan

5. Amy Poehler

6. Jack White

7. Pearl Jam

8. Jon Stewart

9. Bruce Springsteen

10. William Shatner

Seriously though, don’t be a lazy bastard! Read the fucking article!

This one is fantastic! Go Conan!

This one is fantastic! Go Conan!

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